you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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