Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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