Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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