Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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