he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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