O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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