Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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