I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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