On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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