Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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