3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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