Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She even gives head with a lisp.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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