Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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