Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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