i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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