this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm at about main and main street
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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