Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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