Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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