I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
