i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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