Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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