Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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