Duck Duck Cougar?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
