we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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