Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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