im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
