You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
