she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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