Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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