There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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