At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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