everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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