...so i touched it.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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