its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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