how hairy? two words: wookie tits
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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