Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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