This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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