? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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