My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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