Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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