i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
