Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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