Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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