We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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