We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
