I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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