I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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