I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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