yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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