So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Randomize
