Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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